Flordia Gibs Clay

Kinja'd!!! "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
06/15/2014 at 20:56 • Filed to: None

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Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
06/15/2014 at 20:59

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This *almost* makes me want to move to Florida.


Kinja'd!!! Viggen > Brian Silvestro
06/15/2014 at 21:00

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Is gib an available plate?


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Viggen
06/15/2014 at 21:00

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IF GIB CLAY IS AN AVAILABLE PLATE I'M GONNA FLIP THE FUCK OUT


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Viggen
06/15/2014 at 21:02

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MOTHER OF GOD:

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Kinja'd!!! saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars > Brian Silvestro
06/15/2014 at 21:03

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I don't understand.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars
06/15/2014 at 21:03

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You cannot into Polandball?!


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Brian Silvestro
06/15/2014 at 21:03

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GET IT NOAW!!!!!!


Kinja'd!!! saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars > Brian Silvestro
06/15/2014 at 21:04

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No, I hate that stuff. Me no understand the humor and waaaayy too much random BS backstory stuff to get into.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
06/15/2014 at 21:04

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I would, but the niche of people who would understand it is so small, and NY charges you an annual fee for custom plates, which I refuse to pay.


Kinja'd!!! Forgetful > Brian Silvestro
06/15/2014 at 21:04

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OFHAPPN ?


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars
06/15/2014 at 21:05

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Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Forgetful
06/15/2014 at 21:05

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Nah...


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Brian Silvestro
06/15/2014 at 21:06

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Fuck your other contrary points. Do it. Or I will axe you in the crotch.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Brian Silvestro
06/15/2014 at 21:06

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Kinja'd!!! ptak appreciates old racecars > Brian Silvestro
06/15/2014 at 21:07

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GIBE MONI PLOX

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Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars
06/15/2014 at 21:09

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Hell, that's why I love it. It's humor for foreign history/culture buffs


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Your boy, BJR
06/15/2014 at 21:09

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Why do you hate me so much Benjamin? I provide for the family and put food on the table. I put a roof over our heads and this is how you treat me??


Kinja'd!!! Viggen > Brian Silvestro
06/15/2014 at 21:10

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Can into!


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
06/15/2014 at 21:10

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I can't stop smiling....


Kinja'd!!! saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars > Dusty Ventures
06/15/2014 at 21:10

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I'm a history buff, but I didn't even realize that that's what Polandball is! I feel old now. Behind the times. *sniff sniff*


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > ptak appreciates old racecars
06/15/2014 at 21:10

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Kinja'd!!! Viggen > Dusty Ventures
06/15/2014 at 21:11

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Exactly!


Kinja'd!!! saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars > Dusty Ventures
06/15/2014 at 21:11

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I JUST WENT TO THE REDDIT FOR THE FIRST TIME. THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE ONES SHARED ON OPPO AS NON SEQUITURS.


Kinja'd!!! TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > Brian Silvestro
06/15/2014 at 21:11

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I've been planning my numberplate for years, should I ever own and drive a car in Hong Kong. Rules here are simple - eight characters, and the only ones that are not allowed are ones that look too similar to numbers (I & O). Also, they can't look anything like government plates.

Recently, I've been going for R1 D3R or BMT 2I6A but G1B CLAY could be a potential candidate...


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Brian Silvestro
06/15/2014 at 21:12

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ITS BECAUSE MY ALCOHOLISM PUTS A STRAIN ON MY ABILITIES AS A FATHER. I'M ASHAMED SO I HIT YOU.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut
06/15/2014 at 21:12

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You'd be an internet hero. You know that, right?


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Your boy, BJR
06/15/2014 at 21:13

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Then I translate that anger to the kids by neglecting them!


Kinja'd!!! ptak appreciates old racecars > Brian Silvestro
06/15/2014 at 21:13

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BRBRBRBRBRBRBR HAEUHUEAHEAUHEUAHE;'BRBR


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Brian Silvestro
06/15/2014 at 21:14

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YOU SON OF A BITCH *french kisses*


Kinja'd!!! TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > Brian Silvestro
06/15/2014 at 21:15

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I could even do JAL0PN1K!


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Your boy, BJR
06/15/2014 at 21:15

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I love this conversation.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut
06/15/2014 at 21:16

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This has been available for awhile:

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Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Brian Silvestro
06/15/2014 at 21:17

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Oh I bet you do, Mr. "Humblebrags about not having a middle initial".


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Your boy, BJR
06/15/2014 at 21:18

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hehehe


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Brian Silvestro
06/15/2014 at 21:19

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Idk why you laugh. You're the bottom in this relationship.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Your boy, BJR
06/15/2014 at 21:19

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*shudders*


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Brian Silvestro
06/15/2014 at 21:21

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*places big brawny hand on shoulder*

You better give up. I'm just the right amount of wasted to continue this timeline of us being a married couple.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Your boy, BJR
06/15/2014 at 21:43

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Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Brian Silvestro
06/15/2014 at 22:01

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I don't fully understand this, but the fact it seemed to make you pee of excitement is worth to get my recommendation.

Haha, also, in Mexico they really don't give a damn what your plate is, as long as you have the original plate somewhere in the car (in my case in the trunk). Thats why I can get away with my front über cool plate, and no cop gives a damn.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Vicente Esteve
06/15/2014 at 22:02

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WHAT, that's awesome.


Kinja'd!!! oldestyoungn > Brian Silvestro
06/15/2014 at 22:22

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WHY ARE YOU NOT CLICKING THE BUTTON


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Brian Silvestro
06/15/2014 at 22:39

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Oh yes, you see random VWs with "Low School" plates on them and other cars with plates of a soccer team or a plate of the badge of the car.

We don't really have cops. They were all fired by the government and the military took control. No one is there to check the speed limits, you can go literally as fast as you wish, just don't act suspicious in front of the machine gun equipped F-150.


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > Brian Silvestro
06/16/2014 at 00:43

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DO IT!!!! DO IT NOW!!!!


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Vicente Esteve
06/16/2014 at 07:00

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Welp, that's pretty awesome. Then again, if crimes happen, what do they do? Is there investigations??


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Brian Silvestro
06/16/2014 at 10:15

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We just have to call the millitary. It has come to the point of not being able to trust no one, but we see the silver lining in things. Also, about a week ago, some criminal who wanted to get "information" called to my girlfriends house saying he was a state police agent. She told me that the guy was desperate to get her parents to call, but her parents were out, so she had no clue on what to do. The guy shouted it was a thing of "state importance" and that there were reports of "suspicious calls" going out of her house the day before at 6 P.M. No one was at her house at that time that day, so my girlfriend just said "what, what? I cant hear, What?" and hung up.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Vicente Esteve
06/16/2014 at 10:59

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"Hello, yeah, can I get the army on my street please? Someone broke my mailbox."


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Brian Silvestro
06/16/2014 at 11:34

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Something like that